Onions and Christmas trees
A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father,
'Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?
The father, surprised, answers,
'Well, son, there are three kinds of boobs:
In her 20's, a woman's are like melons, round and firm.
In her 30's to 40's, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit.
After 50, they are like onions'.
'Onions?'
'Yes, you see them and they make you cry.'
This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter said,
'Mom, how many kinds of 'willies' are there?.
The mother, surprised, smiles and answers,
'Well dear, a man goes through three phases.
In his 20's, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard.
In his 30's and 40's, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable.
After his 50's, it is like a Christmas Tree.'
'A Christmas tree?'
'Yes - the tree is dead and the balls are just for decoration.
by the way....ich bin noch im birkenalter.
Willy's Weihnachtswitz :-))
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Re: Willy's Weihnachtswitz :-))
ohh yeah ich bin im eichenbaumalter... ist ja auch ein gutes holz.. besonders schön wenns gespalten vor der haustür liegt bzw im ofen brennt
"Wer ins Feuer bläst, dem fliegen die Funken in die Augen"
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Re: Willy's Weihnachtswitz :-))
Öhmm Lupo
hier landen meine postings an
Dich also - lol
hier landen meine postings an
Dich also - lol
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Re: Willy's Weihnachtswitz :-))
habe dann noch einen, der es wert ist :
The Polish Divorce
A Polish man moved to the USA and
married an American girl.
Although his English was far from perfect,
they got along very well.
One day he rushed into a lawyer's office
And asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him.
The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, And asked him the following questions:
Have you any grounds?
Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.
No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?
It made of concrete.
I don't think you understand.
Does either of you have a real grudge?
No, we have carport, and not need one.
I mean what are your relations like?
All my relations still in Poland..
Is there any infidelity in your marriage?
We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.
Does your wife beat you up?
No, I always up before her.
Is your wife a nagger?
No, she white.
Why do you want this divorce?
She going to kill me.
What makes you think that?
I got proof.
What kind of proof?
She going to poison me.
She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom.
I can read English pretty good, and it say:
~~~Polish Remover~~~
The Polish Divorce
A Polish man moved to the USA and
married an American girl.
Although his English was far from perfect,
they got along very well.
One day he rushed into a lawyer's office
And asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him.
The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, And asked him the following questions:
Have you any grounds?
Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.
No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?
It made of concrete.
I don't think you understand.
Does either of you have a real grudge?
No, we have carport, and not need one.
I mean what are your relations like?
All my relations still in Poland..
Is there any infidelity in your marriage?
We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.
Does your wife beat you up?
No, I always up before her.
Is your wife a nagger?
No, she white.
Why do you want this divorce?
She going to kill me.
What makes you think that?
I got proof.
What kind of proof?
She going to poison me.
She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom.
I can read English pretty good, and it say:
~~~Polish Remover~~~
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Re: Willy's Weihnachtswitz :-))
Nunc est bibendum!
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Re: Willy's Weihnachtswitz :-))
moin willy.
jepp, ich dachte ich lass alle mal an dem weihnachtswitz teilhaben.
...und YES....der polnische ist auch super...den kannte ich ja auch schon aus meiner mailbox.
jepp, ich dachte ich lass alle mal an dem weihnachtswitz teilhaben.
...und YES....der polnische ist auch super...den kannte ich ja auch schon aus meiner mailbox.
Ciao, Lupo (burning a Hase Delhi 124)
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